(12:31:30) rubbr xx duckee: ZOMGS. http://gawker.com/5145707/see--denorex-tingles
(12:44:58) benackerman1979: i know right?
(12:45:09) benackerman1979: blair and nate?
(12:45:10) benackerman1979: blech
(14:42:48) rubbr xx duckee: way better than vanessa and nate
(14:42:53) rubbr xx duckee: i fucking hate vanessa
(14:43:00) benackerman1979: haha
(14:43:15) benackerman1979: why?
(14:43:23) benackerman1979: shes kinda cute
(14:43:26) rubbr xx duckee: she's boring and annoying
(14:43:32) rubbr xx duckee: and she totally fucking stole mail!
(14:43:40) rubbr xx duckee: WHICH IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE
(14:44:01) benackerman1979: hahah
(14:44:05) benackerman1979: it is a federal offense
(14:44:09) benackerman1979: you're so moral
(14:45:01) rubbr xx duckee: plus it's like
(14:45:06) rubbr xx duckee: she doesn't know she's boring and annoying
(14:45:21) rubbr xx duckee: she just goes about her business, liking how she is. which is ANNOYING
(14:45:28) rubbr xx duckee: so she's boring, annoying, and ANNOYING
(14:45:29) benackerman1979: hahaha
(14:45:32) rubbr xx duckee: i should be a lawyer.
(14:45:35) benackerman1979: man i just don't get that
(14:45:48) benackerman1979: i mean
(14:45:53) benackerman1979: nate is ten times more boring than her
(14:46:40) rubbr xx duckee: and 20 times hotter
(14:46:45) rubbr xx duckee: so that's forgivable.
(14:46:48) benackerman1979: haha
(14:47:03) benackerman1979: i mean honestly
(14:47:05) benackerman1979: theyre all boring
(14:47:08) benackerman1979: except chuck and blair
(14:47:17) benackerman1979: so thats why blair and nate making out is lame
(14:47:20) rubbr xx duckee: yeah, but they're not all annoying
(14:47:22) rubbr xx duckee: just vanessa
(14:47:23) rubbr xx duckee: jenny
(14:47:26) rubbr xx duckee: dan and serena
(14:47:38) rubbr xx duckee: ....
(14:47:40) benackerman1979: hehe
(14:47:41) rubbr xx duckee: i think that's it
(14:47:47) benackerman1979: rufus is pretty annoying
(14:47:49) rubbr xx duckee: the rest are tolerable
(14:47:51) rubbr xx duckee: oh
(14:47:53) rubbr xx duckee: oh yeah he is!
(14:47:57) rubbr xx duckee: forgot about him
(14:48:05) benackerman1979: he's also the worst father of all time
(14:48:06) rubbr xx duckee: because i DON'T CARE ABOUT RUFUS AND LILY
(14:48:16) rubbr xx duckee: why can't that show get that through their heads!??!
(14:48:21) benackerman1979: hahah
(14:48:29) benackerman1979: yeh
(14:48:40) rubbr xx duckee: OMG I totally hate Gossip Girl.
(14:48:41) rubbr xx duckee: !!
(14:49:08) benackerman1979: yeh i kinda hate it too
(14:49:10) benackerman1979: but i loves it too
(14:49:11) rubbr xx duckee: hahaha
(14:49:21) benackerman1979: plus it looks good in hd
(14:49:55) rubbr xx duckee: if the actors on gossip girl were ugly and wore ugly clothes, i'd so not watch the show.
(14:50:02) benackerman1979: agreed
(14:50:04) rubbr xx duckee: (which also explains why i don't like vanessa)
(14:50:06) benackerman1979: also
(14:50:08) rubbr xx duckee: BAM
(14:50:09) rubbr xx duckee: done.
(14:50:15) benackerman1979: what if gossip girl suddenly became about time travel?
(14:50:20) rubbr xx duckee: hahahahha
Showing posts with label chats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chats. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Go Niners!
Note to The World: Don't invite Jean to watch the team you've been supporting since you were 4 years old and eating dirt during the Superbowl on their one chance at Monday Night Football success in 2008. Just don't. It won't end well.
(12:59:13) Kirk: do you realize that if the Niners had won that game we watched at Barneys, they'd be in the playoffs?
(12:59:15) Kirk: suckage
(12:59:28) Kirk: random sports update for the day
(12:59:33) Drea: really?
(12:59:35) Drea: well, shit.
(12:59:56) Kirk: I blame Jean for showing up late
(13:00:00) Drea: hm. i'm wondering what random stranger i can blame that on.
(13:00:02) Drea: hah
(13:00:05) Drea: that's a good one.
(13:00:13) Kirk: haha...similar thought process ftw
(12:59:13) Kirk: do you realize that if the Niners had won that game we watched at Barneys, they'd be in the playoffs?
(12:59:15) Kirk: suckage
(12:59:28) Kirk: random sports update for the day
(12:59:33) Drea: really?
(12:59:35) Drea: well, shit.
(12:59:56) Kirk: I blame Jean for showing up late
(13:00:00) Drea: hm. i'm wondering what random stranger i can blame that on.
(13:00:02) Drea: hah
(13:00:05) Drea: that's a good one.
(13:00:13) Kirk: haha...similar thought process ftw
Monday, December 29, 2008
We hate NYE more than you.
Jean: dammit mother. she just sent me a happy birthday email she got from macy's for free shipping
Jean: wtf. too late!
Drea: LOL
Jean: orrr .. maybe she wants me to buy something else!
Jean: hahahaha.
Jean: no.
Jean: i can't.
Drea: hahahaha
Drea: thanks for including me in your thought process
Jean: are you being sarcastic?
Drea: no seriously
Drea: it's funny
Jean: haha.. okay.
Jean: cuz i don't need any more grief this week
Jean: haha
Drea: haha
Drea: word.
Drea: stupid nye
Jean: WORD.
Drea: this better be the best 10 seconds of my life.
Jean: wtf. too late!
Drea: LOL
Jean: orrr .. maybe she wants me to buy something else!
Jean: hahahaha.
Jean: no.
Jean: i can't.
Drea: hahahaha
Drea: thanks for including me in your thought process
Jean: are you being sarcastic?
Drea: no seriously
Drea: it's funny
Jean: haha.. okay.
Jean: cuz i don't need any more grief this week
Jean: haha
Drea: haha
Drea: word.
Drea: stupid nye
Jean: WORD.
Drea: this better be the best 10 seconds of my life.
Will The Disasters Ever End?
So, in case you missed the memo, sometime in the wee hours of Christmas morning, when Los Angeles was getting soaked by a much-needed storm, the roof directly above my pillow opened up and unleashed a unholy fury of dirty rain water from the rooftop patio above directly onto my bed.
Being that it was Christmas, I was staying at my parents' house at the time of the disaster, in my half-hearted attempt to be a decent daughter and missed the salughter. But what a nice call to receive from Myles on Christmas morning. "Hey, Dre. Merry Christmas. I have some bad news..."
Anyway, long, drama-filled story short, all is mostly well again. My disaster recovery skills are pretty sharp, being that I work where I do. I'm almost all back to normal, after a long weekend of being a soggy and displaced person.
It could be worse. It could always be worse. I could have no arms or no legs or no roof above my head. Oh. Waaaaiit a second.
me: ok, well i just have to run home and make my bed.
Being that it was Christmas, I was staying at my parents' house at the time of the disaster, in my half-hearted attempt to be a decent daughter and missed the salughter. But what a nice call to receive from Myles on Christmas morning. "Hey, Dre. Merry Christmas. I have some bad news..."
Anyway, long, drama-filled story short, all is mostly well again. My disaster recovery skills are pretty sharp, being that I work where I do. I'm almost all back to normal, after a long weekend of being a soggy and displaced person.
It could be worse. It could always be worse. I could have no arms or no legs or no roof above my head. Oh. Waaaaiit a second.
me: ok, well i just have to run home and make my bed.
Jaymie: hahahah
why?
are you expecting company tonight?
me: cuz they fixed my ceiling this morning
no
Jaymie: oh
me: when i say "make my bed," i literally mean "make my bed." me: not just put sheets on it in an organized way
Jaymie: but why make it at night if you are going to be sleeping in it later Jaymie: oh
Jaymie: but why make it at night if you are going to be sleeping in it later Jaymie: oh
oh
hahahahaha
uh huh
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
And I'm Not Even Well-Rested From It.
me: i woke up at 10 this morning
me: don't know how the fuck that happened.
jean: did you wake up at all before that? snooze or something?
me: i did
me: a couple times
jean: haha.. yea, that's how it happened
me: hah
me: yeah
me: good thing no one noticed i was an hour and a half late
me: OR NOT
me: wtf.
jean: hahah
jean: you're so me.. like a year ago.. well.. when i worked for jeff
jean: except you actually have responsibilites
me: lol nah. cuz i feel really bad.
jean: HEY.. I FELT BAD.
me: don't know how the fuck that happened.
jean: did you wake up at all before that? snooze or something?
me: i did
me: a couple times
jean: haha.. yea, that's how it happened
me: hah
me: yeah
me: good thing no one noticed i was an hour and a half late
me: OR NOT
me: wtf.
jean: hahah
jean: you're so me.. like a year ago.. well.. when i worked for jeff
jean: except you actually have responsibilites
me: lol nah. cuz i feel really bad.
jean: HEY.. I FELT BAD.
Monday, December 15, 2008
It's Part of the Thought Process Now
me: it wasn't like a "i wanna be your girlfriend and get married and hang out with our other married couple friends" thing.
me: it was more like a "i come to SF every few weeks and i would really like to hook up with you on those weekends and then maybe you can sing to me and take me for walks around the city and we can get little star pizza together, like in movies. but probably only once a month and you don't have to talk to me any other time cuz you'll make me crazy."
ohkimho: lol!! blog that. blog that immediately.
me: it was more like a "i come to SF every few weeks and i would really like to hook up with you on those weekends and then maybe you can sing to me and take me for walks around the city and we can get little star pizza together, like in movies. but probably only once a month and you don't have to talk to me any other time cuz you'll make me crazy."
ohkimho: lol!! blog that. blog that immediately.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Deserving Punishment
So Andrea and I went to a Christmas Choir concert last night. Our ex-DD buddy JL was singing in it. 
Between the conductor lady who was "secretly in love" with her old composer buddy, the overly expressive choir singers, and eating burritos in the chapel, we found our amusement in addition to the singing. Between the two of us, we had been to LMU 3 times: me, once for high school college campus tours, and Andrea because her brother went there. We didn't know where we were going, but we eventually got there.
Just make sure that when you go to LMU, that you don't park anywhere you're not supposed to. Punishment may be a little harsh and who knows what will happen to you after that. I showed my ignorance of religion by asking Andrea all sort of questions about what exactly Jesuits were, and how they differed from Catholics.
I feel a little bad because I didn't grow up with much religious experience or education, except for a little bit of Buddhism, but other than that, hardly any at all. While I'm okay with it, there's a lot of references that I feel I miss out on. Plus, then I'm an insensitive jerk face because I don't "get it". Either way, signs like these amuse me. I also parked in an IT employee only zone, but my car was still dirty when i got back, so it hadn't been baptized. Good. And to show you I'm not alone, here's a little gem courtesy of our friend Nesticle.
Ernest: jean are you getting me an x-mas present :) i need to know who to buy gifts for
me: hahah.. you should get me a gift if you want to. not whether or not i'm getting you one :P
Ernest: well I'm really really lazy :) so it's not a matter of me not wanting to get gifts. I want to get gifts to all my friends! but i would feel really bad if someone got me a gift and I didn't get one for them
me: this is so not the meaning of christmas :P. dorina and i are planning on getting you gifts.
Ernest: i'm chinese. and not religious. i don't know the meaning of xmas :)
Between the conductor lady who was "secretly in love" with her old composer buddy, the overly expressive choir singers, and eating burritos in the chapel, we found our amusement in addition to the singing. Between the two of us, we had been to LMU 3 times: me, once for high school college campus tours, and Andrea because her brother went there. We didn't know where we were going, but we eventually got there. Just make sure that when you go to LMU, that you don't park anywhere you're not supposed to. Punishment may be a little harsh and who knows what will happen to you after that. I showed my ignorance of religion by asking Andrea all sort of questions about what exactly Jesuits were, and how they differed from Catholics.
I feel a little bad because I didn't grow up with much religious experience or education, except for a little bit of Buddhism, but other than that, hardly any at all. While I'm okay with it, there's a lot of references that I feel I miss out on. Plus, then I'm an insensitive jerk face because I don't "get it". Either way, signs like these amuse me. I also parked in an IT employee only zone, but my car was still dirty when i got back, so it hadn't been baptized. Good. And to show you I'm not alone, here's a little gem courtesy of our friend Nesticle.Ernest: jean are you getting me an x-mas present :) i need to know who to buy gifts for
me: hahah.. you should get me a gift if you want to. not whether or not i'm getting you one :P
Ernest: well I'm really really lazy :) so it's not a matter of me not wanting to get gifts. I want to get gifts to all my friends! but i would feel really bad if someone got me a gift and I didn't get one for them
me: this is so not the meaning of christmas :P. dorina and i are planning on getting you gifts.
Ernest: i'm chinese. and not religious. i don't know the meaning of xmas :)
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