Literally, No Subject

Hi, I don't have shit to say. Mostly because it's SO. FUCKING. HOT. And I want you to rip my limbs off and fan me with them.

I cannot wait for this summer to be over. Any day now, People.

Can You Love Someone You've Never Met?

Okay, so that title's kind of a lie. I've "met" this person. For the purposes of this blog, let's call him.. "cool dude". I've met cool dude, I've even met cool dude's step-mom. I have pictures of my friends with cool dude, when, sadly, I was not around. I heard it was really fun though. So, I know cool dude, but I don't *know* cool dude. But yet... I love him. You want to know why?

THIS is why: http://theworstblog.org

I read this, and it makes me giddy. I'm not gonna lie, on occasion, I enjoy laughing at other people's expense (sorry...) Especially if it's a physical slam-your-face-into-a-wall kind of thing, those are my fave. I enjoy sarcasm, I enjoy wit, and I enjoy clever: I enjoy theworstblog.

My Top Three so far...
1. pfft
*what did I tell you... I like crashes.
2. Worst Sales Guy Ever.
3. Teeny Texts-a-lot & Worst father ever.
*Okay, so this is 2 choices, but they're of the same subject matter and both good, so I'm going to make an executive decision and say tie.

Enjoy people... and you're welcome.

Conversations with Peter Pan

Catch-up brunch at Jack & Jill's, Sunday.
Shaffer: "So you get a title change and a business card and stuff now? Are you a grown up, too?"
Andrea: "I don't have a title."

... And I'll never grow up!

Not to be Jerk but...

this was my fortune from that night. either my method works, or fortunes are doled out accordingly.



KIDDING.. andrea: your fortune is not so true. don't believe it for a second.