Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Metaphorical Faces

We discovered something tonight

Saturday, September 26, 2009

They're Identical, but Opposites!

NEWFLASH: Diablo Cody (Who I HAAAATE, but, after Juno, she's allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants, like make Jennifer's Body, run red lights, and scalp babies) is slated to write a script for a new full-length feature film based on....

(wait for it)



SWEET VALLEY HIGH.

Don't even act like that's not the best news you're going to hear all weekend.
Jean and I will see you in line on opening night... you know... because I'm going to force her to come with me.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Don't Go Shopping with Andrea


"I'm such an enabler when I shop with other people, and I just read Lucky magazine so you're screwed."

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Snack Food Epiphany

Andrea: hang on. i'm going to walk to the drug store and get some junk food.
quick! talk me out of it!
Kim: what the
what kind of junk food?
Andrea: i dunno yet...
maybe pringles
Kim: ewwwww!!!
don't bother
if you had said cheetos you woulda had my blessing
Andrea: OOOH! i was just thinking about those this morning
i don't know why i forgot.
Kim: lol
Andrea: i was!
that's pathetic, but i was literally thinking about cheetos at 9:15 this morning
Kim: cheetos are bad for you!
stay and talk to me
Andrea: hah.
but i WANT them
(OMG - story of my life.)
Sent at 2:05 PM on Tuesday

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Time Traveling

Okay, time for a real post about our adventures, because there have been a few.

Last year, there was an 80's Prom Party and I missed out. Partially because I was working like a fiend, and partially because I avoided it. I HATE dressing up in themes and I HATE costumes. It's all this effort to look stupid. Or Awesome as my roommate would like to call it, but really, along with Karaoke and not wanting kids, these are things that she and I will disagree on. This year, she made 80's prom her birthday party, so I "had" to go. We went thrift/online/Urban Outfitter shopping for all the neon, sparkly, outdated but currently in, huge poofy things we could find. Andrea came over, helped me crimp my hair, poured half a water bottle full of vodka in her "starter" drink and we amassed ourselves with bracelets and rings. And this was only the beginning.

After the shady cab driver - we finally arrived on the scene. We were greeted by Finding a Way Back into Love and Alex P. Keaton... or what he may have started out as... The 80z All Stars are a band that plays at Disneyland and I hired them to play at a Halloween Party and it rocked. Andrea found out they were playing here, and my roommate (who looooves the 80's and dressing up) decided to make it her birthday party - and that's how we find ourselves here. and Andrea being too cool for school.



You want to know why Drea thinks she's hot shit? Cuz she is. And she's wearing a GIANT BOW on her ass. You might not be able to see it too clearly here, but it's totally awesome, for sure.

I posted pictures of the night and Andrea comments "wait, I drank that?" - yeaaaaa... that probably led to the picture on the right. And my shoddy shoddy framing of it as well... which, to be honest, I barely remember taking this picture... and the other 5 like it.

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There was good music, lots of dancing and singing, people's fun outfits, vodka shots in honor of Dorina's birthday, more dancing, photobooth pictures, late night cabbing to Denny's (the disappointment of no potachos was an EPIC FAIL), and the day after - trying to regain composure from the night before and get the hairspray out of the hair. You want to know what Andrea remembers?



Thank goodness for cameras.






Saturday, September 5, 2009

Literally, No Subject

Hi, I don't have shit to say. Mostly because it's SO. FUCKING. HOT. And I want you to rip my limbs off and fan me with them.

16/365

I cannot wait for this summer to be over. Any day now, People.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Lavabear

Meet Lavabear. He's one of the many fine creations from Mr. Nathan Hamill, and sibling of Boris. Are they related? Are they both Picnic Land characters? Or just related by association since Nathan is both their daddy? You should ask him for yourself.

Here's Lavabear... isn't he cute?



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