Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Snack Food Epiphany

Andrea: hang on. i'm going to walk to the drug store and get some junk food.
quick! talk me out of it!
Kim: what the
what kind of junk food?
Andrea: i dunno yet...
maybe pringles
Kim: ewwwww!!!
don't bother
if you had said cheetos you woulda had my blessing
Andrea: OOOH! i was just thinking about those this morning
i don't know why i forgot.
Kim: lol
Andrea: i was!
that's pathetic, but i was literally thinking about cheetos at 9:15 this morning
Kim: cheetos are bad for you!
stay and talk to me
Andrea: hah.
but i WANT them
(OMG - story of my life.)
Sent at 2:05 PM on Tuesday

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

It's Not Punny

My friend is in Chile visiting his brother for a week. Must be nice being gainfully unemployed, right?

Today, he sent me an email and, in it, he said:
I am in Santiago. I can see the Andes from my brother's apt. Where are they?
At the end of his Armies of course!? Duh!

Oh, good times.