My BlackBerry is a fucking shithead retard. Yeah, I said it.
Once every few months, it has a conniption and deletes all my data. And then keeps deleting it until someone (usually Jean) does something (and I don't even think she knows what that magic is) to make it store emails and SMS messages and MMS messages and call logs again.
Last night, I went to sleep and I had 237 unread messages in my inbox and 104 unread Facebook notices. I'm not proud of this fact, but what-the-fuck-ever, Dude. I'm fucking busy, okay? This is me, trying not to be so attached to my phone. (BTW-- IT'S NOT WORKING.) I woke up this morning and... nothing on Facebook and only 27 unread messages. I know it was 7:30am and I wasn't quite exactly at my peak, but I'm pretty sure something was wrong. And I'm pretty sure I didn't roll over my phone in my sleep and do anything to it. Although that has happened before -- sorry, Sumeet, for the repeated 3am phone calls -- and I wouldn't have any record of it anyway because all my logs were deleted.
Does anyone else have this problem with their BlackBerry? NOOOOOOO. No, they do not. And I know this because everyone I work with has the same BlackBerry and we all sit there and Facebook each other during meetings. Everyone knows we're doing it. What's the point in lying about it?
Anyway, I admit, when I saw that, my first reaction was "I should just get an iPhone." I'm a sell-out. And, once again, my solution to a dilemma is to throw money at the problem until it goes away. Totally hating me right now.
You know what I hate more, though? My BlackBerry. Fucker.
**Alternate title for this post: Andrea is really really white and corporate. Jesus. Shame.
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